THE PERMANENT ARCHIVE • CASE III • CULINARY TREACHERY
The Fortune Cookie Incident
He opened a fortune cookie promising great things were ahead. No date. No contact information. No practical details. The restaurant was issued a strongly worded note regarding the unacceptable ambiguity of destiny.
“He once demanded an apology from a fortune cookie.”
Here’s to you, the Sultan of the Side-Eye.
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