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THE PERMANENT ARCHIVE • CASE IV • CORRESPONDENCE CRIMES

The Reply-All Catastrophe

Someone replied “Thanks!” to an email addressed to the entire building. Then someone else replied asking to be removed. By noon he had drafted a seventeen-page code of correspondence conduct.

“His inbox is a witness protection program for common sense.”

Here’s to you, the Sultan of the Side-Eye.

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