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THE PERMANENT ARCHIVE • CASE I • METEOROLOGICAL INSUBORDINATION

The Weather Refused to Apologize

The forecast called for sunshine. The sky offered an unsolicited alternate opinion. He requested a written apology from the atmosphere. The atmosphere has yet to respond. Legal options remain under consideration.

“He finds the weather personally disrespectful.”

Here’s to you, the Sultan of the Side-Eye.

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