Your command center.
One idea. Every channel. Tell the studio what you want, refine the draft, and put it in your publishing queue. Elegant indignation, expertly managed.
Tell me what to create.
Write naturally. The local draft assistant uses curated parody templates to prepare your caption. It is not connected to an external AI service yet.
How it will look.
Your visual and caption are shown together so you can inspect the tone before posting.
He finds the weather personally disrespectful.\n\nHere's to you, the Sultan of the Side-Eye.\n\nStay salty, my friends.
Recent work
Publishing queue.
Draft, review, and plan your posts. Nothing is automatically published in the local edition.
All posts
Content calendar.
See your planned releases at a glance. A scheduled plan remains a plan until a publishing integration is connected.
Plan a post
Select a draft from the Publishing Queue, then choose Schedule. Plans are saved locally for your review and manual publishing.
The media library.
Your cinematic visual collection. Your original portrait and generated brand artwork can be used in posts and previews. Uploads to social networks are not enabled.
Connected accounts.
Your publishing channels belong to you. Connect through each platform's approved authorization flow when the hosted integration is ready.
Requires a Facebook Page that you administer and approved Page publishing access. Never enter a Facebook password into this demo.
Requires an eligible Instagram professional account and Meta permissions. Images must be published using supported media URLs and approved API flow.
Before you connect
This offline build cannot securely receive OAuth tokens, call Meta, or auto-post. Hosting, server-side authentication, developer app credentials and platform review may be required to enable genuine one-click publishing.
Brand settings.
These credits and publishing safeguards should remain in every production version.
Grant Jacobson & Stu Jacobson
© 2026 Grant Jacobson and Stu Jacobson. All rights reserved.
Original material created specifically for this brand is identified as jointly owned by Grant Jacobson and Stu Jacobson, subject to their actual agreements and any third-party intellectual property rights. A copyright notice alone does not determine ownership of all creative assets, including third-party photography, fonts, service marks and generated imagery.
Back up your work.
Save drafts and schedule data as a JSON file before changing computers or browsers.
Production requirements.
The local package has no multiuser login or hosted database. For a public social publishing system, add secure owner authentication, a hosted database, role control, server-side Meta OAuth, audit logs, encrypted tokens, rate limits, and verified provider callbacks. Do not publish tokens in frontend code.